oh lord. i can't get over how i've lost my passport, it's so argh. i'm hoping someone will text me and say they have it but they won't :(. so last night was eventful. i'm so annoying to get drunk with, sorry friends :(.
highlights:
-telling random people i don't have chlamydia only to prompt the response 'you have chlamydia? unlucky' like fifty times
-meeting a random (robbie?) who felt bad saying coon and cunt in front of me because i'm a classy kind of girl with a hint of bristol in my accent
-some randoms who used to go to my school shouting 'get your tats out' at me and me shouting FUCK OFFFFFF down a residential street after them
-getting given a random drink from a random guy who always buys two drinks so he can give one away and went on to try and fight the bouncer
-trying to sneakily get my id from my house so creeping through in the dark, squidge collapsing laughing in my hall just as my dad appeared to see what the hell was going on and her just fleeing the scene leaving me to less-than-soberly explain myself
-stealing more books, german novels and the history of social change etc
-covering some y12's in lipstick and making them promise to apply to ucl and be my friends
-telling the lovely french people that 'les allemands ont occupé la france'
-gary allen telling me i've changed a lot in the last few years, and my tits have got bigger for one
-standing screaming 'i have no friieeeeends' in the middle of paradise and then dancing away my troubles to ne-yo - 'DANI! IT'S NE-YO!'
that's all that comes to mind. CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST MY FUCKING PASSPORT :(.
aanyways. marion's coming tonight! start of ten days of fun, we WILL do things :D. i best go tidy and clean and such. laters.
highlights:
-telling random people i don't have chlamydia only to prompt the response 'you have chlamydia? unlucky' like fifty times
-meeting a random (robbie?) who felt bad saying coon and cunt in front of me because i'm a classy kind of girl with a hint of bristol in my accent
-some randoms who used to go to my school shouting 'get your tats out' at me and me shouting FUCK OFFFFFF down a residential street after them
-getting given a random drink from a random guy who always buys two drinks so he can give one away and went on to try and fight the bouncer
-trying to sneakily get my id from my house so creeping through in the dark, squidge collapsing laughing in my hall just as my dad appeared to see what the hell was going on and her just fleeing the scene leaving me to less-than-soberly explain myself
-stealing more books, german novels and the history of social change etc
-covering some y12's in lipstick and making them promise to apply to ucl and be my friends
-telling the lovely french people that 'les allemands ont occupé la france'
-gary allen telling me i've changed a lot in the last few years, and my tits have got bigger for one
-standing screaming 'i have no friieeeeends' in the middle of paradise and then dancing away my troubles to ne-yo - 'DANI! IT'S NE-YO!'
that's all that comes to mind. CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST MY FUCKING PASSPORT :(.
aanyways. marion's coming tonight! start of ten days of fun, we WILL do things :D. i best go tidy and clean and such. laters.
